VioPro

(Dunedin, 18th October) After days of rumours, finally the story has been confirmed. Yes, there's a disease outbreak in the City of Albatross, the experts called the disease as VioPro - Virus of procrastination

According to Professor Speight, who is an expert on human behabiour, he has been observing the students' behaviour for the past week and found similar symptoms among the Scarfies, which is:

1. they stop going to captain cook. instead they go to library
2. they are not queuing in front of clubs at night, but they queued up in front of central library 8 o'clock in the morning
3. V replaced Tui or speight as the favourite drink

Professor Speight continue saying that public often fooled by the symptoms and acknowledge it as an auspicious sign for peacefulness. "this is the scariest part of the disease, nobody realise the existence of VioPro, but it can full them, but it cant full Professor Speight, ho! ho! ho!" said Proffessor Speight with a devilish Grin.

" if you look carefully you will realise things are not as simple as what you see." professor continued "look carefully and tell me what are they doing in the library." The news group decided to go on 'tour de library' with professor to verify the story.

Out of expectation, students are not studying in the library! they were chatting, playing Messenger, drinking V, eating shoestring, listening to MP3 and some were actually watching movie. " i want to study, that's why i am here," one of the student said. " but there's something in the air, i can't explain it to you, but it just make me don't feel like doing anything at all, it's weird!" Another student also gave a similar comment when ask the reason being in the library " well, it's exam period, of cause i got to come to library. i'm hell sure it's a much better place to study than Outback". When he was asked whether study in library is an effective way to face the exam, he replied, " of course dude, library is The place to relax yourself before you face the finals. you can chat with your friend, listen to Bach n even watch a free movie!"

certainly, students are not studying when are supposed to, and Professor Speight put the blame on VioPro. " unless a new vaccine is developed, or else this disease will stay on until the exam period is over." Professor Speight stated that he will start an awareness campaign and hopefully next year when the VioPro visits the city again the students would know what to do.