meeting people

lately i've been going around quite a bit, and i have also become acquaintance with a few. But, it is to my surprise that they always reply me with a shocking/excited/surprised/doubtful face when i told them that i am a nutritionist. You know, the reaction that your head go backwards by 2cm, the face elongated by 1cm,the distance between your eye brown and your eyes increase by 0.5cm, and the lips either become a small donuts or a big empty hole. so yeah, that's pretty much how people looks like when they asked what was i major in.
Usually sincerely, or insincerely people will ask me if i can help her/him become fit or how to become fit/slim/healthy or whatever it is. Then i will answer yeah, sure, no problem, do keep in touch with me and i will help you to answer your question. So at the moment i am not too sure what i am capable of as a nutritionist, but at the moment t benefits i found its that i have a topic that everyone can easily start a conversation with me, and knowing people are far less awkward , the people are just love to have my number n said that we should keep in touch (although i have yet to receive a call, but really, WHO will call?)

so at the moment i have question in my mind. Will talking about a nutrition will be a good pick up line in pub??is being popular among girls is the extra benefit of studying nutrition??

imagine this, i walk into a pub, saw a girl, n said this: "hi girl, you looks great today. But i am a nutritionist, i can make you looks better. But first, allow me to buy you a cocktail which will be much less fattening that what you are drinking" do you think i will up dancing with the girl or being poured water all over my clothes? i wonder......

Disclaimer: the last paragraph was purely fictional, i have absolutely no intention of hooking girls in pub. In fact, i have no intention of entering any club house in Malaysia, unless the smoking ban is valid here.

1 comment:

oot-oot said...

undeniable!

u r a true nutritionist!

now where's my recipe for diet?

=p